Wednesday, November 14, 2007

The Difference Between Guys & Girls: Part 1

Question of the day: Will you accept an ugly guy/girl to be your boy/girlfriend?

Guy's answer: No! She must have cute face/nice body/big breasts/long legs/etc.

Girl's answer: Refer to transcript below! Note that names have been changed to protect the innocent.

*Transcript begins*

Me: Would you accept an ugly guy as your bf (boyfriend)?
Hamster: My *name withheld which is her boyfriend* is not ugly
Hamster: That is my answer
Me: But he's not ugly either
Me: (You are the) second girl to beat around the bush today
Me: Say he's like 250KGs with a volcano face and long fangs
Me: You mau? (Translation: Would you accept?)
Hamster: 250KG or pound?
Me: KG
Hamster: Will go out with him *smiley emoticon :)*
Me: But will you accept him as a bf?
Hamster: I will if he is nice!
Me: *ROFL emoticon*
Me: But he's UGLY
Me: Like an orc
Me: You've seen an orc before right?
Me: (in) LOTR
Hamster: There's no such person lah
Hamster: Cilaka (Translation: Darn) always live in imagination (imaginary world) *slapping emoticon* wake up!
Me: How do you define ugly?
Hamster: *unrelated sentence to topic regarding dowry*
Me: *unrelated reply to sentence regarding dowry*
Me: *ROFL emoticon*
Me: How do you define ugly?
Hamster: Ugly ah? *Name withheld - hated co-worker apparently*
Hamster: I think it's the attitude and not the person!
Hamster: *LOL emoticon*
Me: Looks lah looks
Hamster: *Name withheld* is ugly
Hamster: *smiley emoticon :D*
Hamster: Geddit?
Me: So if a guy looking like *name withheld* tries to kau (court) you
Me: Would you marry him? (meaning would you even accept him as your bf?)
Hamster: NO!
Hamster: So if someone like Ugly Betty (famous sitcom) likes you...will you go date her?
Me: No
Me: Easy
Me: But to get the NO answer from you took firetruck-ing long time
Me: Had to go through so many bushes
Me: This is the point I want to make see?
Hamster: *LOL emoticon*
Hamster: YES!
Me: When you ask a guy, he says NO
Me: When you ask a girl, she'll say stuff like you did
Hamster: Girls is girls

*Transcript ends*

Another girl I spoke to also had pretty much the same thing to say. Girls will be girls.

I rest my case.

9 Comments:

Blogger traCe said...

Well, yes girls will be girls! That doesn't mean you can be picky ah! :p

3:25 PM  
Blogger traCe said...

Btw; if there's no twisting and turning..where got fun one...hahaha

3:25 PM  
Blogger Moolah said...

Girls can be picky, why not me?

3:27 PM  
Blogger traCe said...

Because you're getting older each days not year =D nobody is perfect lah! Ada flaws wutttt

3:27 PM  
Blogger Moolah said...

Age has nothing to do with the fact that everybody is picky.

3:29 PM  
Blogger traCe said...

Then ah...you pick the picky(S) lah!
ok? *ROLF*

3:30 PM  
Blogger Moolah said...

I'm waiting for the picky to pick me actually. =P

3:36 PM  
Blogger traCe said...

hope you won't end up singing Cinta Jangan Kau Pergi...*lolz*

3:38 PM  
Blogger Moolah said...

Beli satu dari overseas lah if it comes to that. =P

11:49 AM  

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